document.write(
8 facts about Michael Rose
- I once had a joke published in 'Sinclair User'
- I've worked for a premium-rate Sexy-SMS service
- I'm 32 this year
- I have a longer tongue than Jarvis Cocker and have a photo to prove it
- I've been a Tibetan monk
- I fancy a girl studying for a PhD at Cambridge
- All your bases are belong to me
- I always lie when filling in web-forms
)