document.write(

8 facts about Michael Rose

  1. I once had a joke published in 'Sinclair User'
  2. I've worked for a premium-rate Sexy-SMS service
  3. I'm 32 this year
  4. I have a longer tongue than Jarvis Cocker and have a photo to prove it
  5. I've been a Tibetan monk
  6. I fancy a girl studying for a PhD at Cambridge
  7. All your bases are belong to me
  8. I always lie when filling in web-forms
)